They called me frog-face with ears like a bat. I said, "I'm not - I'm worse than that." They called me rat-nose with a tongue like a shoe. I said, "Is that the best you can do?" They called me mouse-eyes, skunk-breath, dog-head. I said, "I'm worse than all that you've said." They said, "It's no fun calling you a name." I said, "That's a pity - I'm enjoying this game." By Charles Thomson