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Yes, there are even more than these but I have to stop somewhere.
A tree toad loved a she-toad
who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
but a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
the three-toed she-toad's heart,
for the two-toed tree toad
loved the ground
that the three-toed tree toad trod
but the two-toed tree toad
tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
with her three-toed power
the she-toad vetoed him.
You've no need to light a nightlight
on a light night like tonight,
for a nightlight's light's a slight light,
and tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light,
like tonight's light,
it is really not quite right
to light nightlights
with their slight lights
on a light night like tonight.
Mr. See owned a saw
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
before Soar saw See,
which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
It was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!
A tooter who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tutors to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"is it harder to tooter or
to tutor two tutors to toot?"
Okay so I added some more by popular demand!
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