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Oddments of Small Verse

Thunder

is nothing more m

than the roar

of an elephant's snore.

Punctuation can make a difference.

Private

No swimming

Allowed

does not mean the same as

Private?

No. Swimming

Allowed.

There's this man

he's in a room

there's no windows

no chimney

no door

nothing but a table.

So he got his hand

and chopped the table in half.

Two halves make a whole-

he crept through the hole

shouted down the hole

made himself hoarse

got on the horse

and galloped off..

A famous painter

met his death

Because he couldn't

draw his breath.

1-1 was a racehorse

2-2 was 1, 2

1-1 1 a race

2-2 1 1 2.

We eat

what we can

and what we can't,

we can.

Write, we know, if written right,

Should not be written wright or right,

Nor should it be written rite, but write,

For only then is it written right.