Everyone changes when they get in a car
Except you and me, we stay as we are,
I've listed below what gets me mad
About everyone else whose driving is bad
Such as at lights, drivers who stupidly race
And those who steal your parking space,
Those who drive merrily along at just forty nine
Whatever it says on the speed limit sign,
Those who race on and get right up your rear
Flashing their lights as they're getting near,
Those who try to make you exceed
The limit on the sign stating speed,
Those who pass in pouring rain
Then just one car's length they do gain,
Blinding rear fog lights still left on
In rain or when the fog is long gone,
Don't you just get very frustrated
When space you left for safety is rudely invaded,
Or when in the wrong lane someone stays
Not realising they are in your way.
There is the fool who passes on your left
In my eyes that is just dicing with death
Or when on a motorway you have to queue
Only to find the reason is others who view
An accident on the opposite side
Just looking to see if some poor sod has died.
Wouldn't it be great, I'm sure you agree
If everyone drove just like you and me!
by
Stephen Ward