Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of rye;
Four and twenty blackbirds
Baked in a pie.
When the pie was opened,
The birds began to sing;
Was that not a dainty dish
To set before the king?
The king was in his counting house
Counting out his money;
The queen was in the parlour
Eating bread and honey;
The maid was in the garden
Hanging out the clothes;
There came a little blackbird
And pecked off her nose.

And a funny version is
Sing a song of sixpence,
A pocket full of cheese,
Four and twenty monkeys
Swinging in the trees.
They picked all the bananas
And dropped them on my head.
I had to call the monkey king
Who sent them off to bed.
By
Kaye Umansky