Went to Weight Watchers, now and then;

They ate an elephant and two fat whales;

Their wives said, "Oh, you'll bust the scales!

You're supposed to be slimming - this just won't do!"

So they went down to London, and swallowed the zoo.

By

John Cunliffe

He ate more meat than fourscore men;

He ate a cow, he ate a calf,

He ate a butcher and a half,

He ate a church, he ate a steeple,

He ate the priest and all the people.