The Queen of Hearts,
She made some tarts,
All on a summer's day;
The Knave of Hearts,
He stole those tarts,
And took them clean away.
The King of Hearts
Called for the tarts,
And beat the Knave full sore;
The Knave of Hearts
brought back the tarts,
And vowed he'd steal no more.

And an alternative version
The queen of hearts she made some tarts,
From spiders, dust and soil
And broken bricks
And stones and sticks
And squirts of engine oil.
By
Richard Edwards