Pussycat, pussycat,
Where have you been?
I've been up to London
to look at the Queen.
Pussy cat, pussy cat,
How did you go?
Oh! I just took a motor car
over the snow
Pussycat, pussycat,
What did you there?
I frightened a little mouse
under her chair.
Pussy cat, pussy cat,
Did she ask you to dine?
Yes, on rat pies, boiled mice
and gooseberry wine.

And a comic version
Pussy cat, pussy cat,
Where have you been?
Under the waves
In a submarine,
Pussy cat, pussy cat,
What did you see?
A wobbly jellyfish
Goggling at me.
By
Richard Edwards