Humpty Dumpty

Said "I don't dare,

To sit on a wall,"

So he sat on a chair.

He didn't fall,

And he didn't crack,

So the king's men took

Their horses back.

They all went home,

To have their tea,

And watch the films,

On the old TV.

Humpty Dumpty

Sat on a wall,

Knitting a pair

Of socks;

He fell down,

And broke his crown,

Upon a pile of rocks.

Humpty Dumpty

Sat on a wall,

To watch

A football match;

He shouted and cheered,

Till he tumbled off

And fell in

A strawberry patch!

Humpty Dumpty

Sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty

Had a great fall;

The king's men said,

"We know what to do."

And they stuck him together

With Superglue.

Humpty Dumpty

Sat on a box,

Mending his

Aunt Matilda's socks;

"Good egg!" she said

"That's really neat!"

And put the socks upon her feet.

Humpty Dumpty

Sat on a wall;

Humpty Dumpty

Had a great fall;

He didn't break at all,

He was hard-boiled.

By

John Cunliffe

Humpty Dumpty

Sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty

Had a great fall;

All the king's horses

And all the king's men

Couldn't put Humpty together again

Sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty

Had a great fall,

He didn't get bruised,

He didn't get bumped,

Humpty Dumpty bungee-jumped.

By

Richard Edwards