Little Miss Muffet
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet,
Eating her curds and whey;
There came a great spider
Who sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.

And the new version follows
Mary Muffet
Mary Muffet sat on the sofa,
Watching the old TV;
There came down a spider,
Who sat down beside her,
To see what he could see.
"I'm not scared of you!" she said,
The spider gave never a peep;
She snipped away his spider thread,
But he was fast asleep.
By
John Cunliffe