If your hands get wet
in the washing-up water,
if they get covered in flour,
if you get grease or oil
all over your fingers,
if they land up in the mud,
Wet grit, paint, or glue..
Have you noticed
it's just then
that you always get
a terrible itch
just inside your nose?
And you can try to
twitch your nose,
twist your nose,
scratch it with your arm,
scrape your nose on
your shoulder
or press it
up against the wall,
but it's no good.
You can't get rid of
the itch.
It drives you so mad
you just have to let a
finger get at it.
And before you know
you've done it
you've wiped a load of glue,
or oil,
or cold wet pastry
all over the end of your nose.
By
Michael Rosen