A giggler gets the giggles
At every little thing -
A puppy dog that sneezes,
A cow that tries to sing.
She giggles at an elephant,
She giggles at a toad.
She giggles if a baby duck
Waddles down a road.
She giggles if the teacher asks
If two and two are four.
At lunch she giggles if she spills
Potatoes on the floor.
When mother sat on Daddy's hat
She giggled till she cried.
I think she ate a feather that
Is tickling her inside1
By
Martin Gardner