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I Have a Hippopotamus

I have a hippopotamus

I keep it in the bath

it is a happy hippo

but every time it laughs

water floods across the floor

and mum goes on the warpath

She tells me - keeping hippos

in a house is daft

they should be on the telly

or in a photograph

why can't you keep something sensible

like a lion or giraffe?

By

Dave Calder