I don't like being me sometimes, slumped here on the carpet, cocking my ears every time someone shuffles or shifts their feet, thinking could be going walkies or getting grub or allowed to see if the cat's left more than a smell on her plate. She's never refused, that cat! Sometimes I find myself dreaming (twitching my eyes, my fur) of being just say half as canny as her, with her pert miaow, her cheeky tail flaunting! These people sprawled in armchairs gawping at telly, why don't they play ball with me or enjoy a good nose-licking, eh? By Matt Simpson
